A parody of "88
Lines About 44 Women" by "the Nails", about "The
Simpsons".
Parody lyrics by 'the great Luke Ski', © Luke
Sienkowski, 1996 - 2004
(4 measure
intro)
Willie: Now listen up! You tube-watchin'
cartoon junkies!
Ralph: Lisa is a clever girl, she's
got heart and lots of brains.
Krusty: Bart is a
troublemaker, giving teachers headache pains.
Apu: Marge
is the perfect mother, making kids a yummy sammich.
Frink:
Homer is a model father, but he has no brain to damage.
(Simpsons
Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Homer: Mmm…
Donuts!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer:
D'OH!
Homer: The what now?
Smithers: Patti
runs the DMV, and has nothing to do with men.
Dr. Nick:
Selma is her twin sister, two walking carcinogens.
Moe:
Grampa is cantankerous, his complaints are getting bigger.
C.
B. Guy: Maggie is the silent type, she's the one who pulled the
trigger.
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer:
D'OH!
Barney: (*belch!*)
(Simpsons
Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Maggie: (*suck,
suck, suck, suck, suck*)
Barney: Mr. Burns is
Homer's boss and bleeds Springfield just like a sieve.
Krusty:
Smithers is his right hand man, his lifestyle's
alternative.
Frink: Flanders is the next-door neighbor,
Okely-Dokely-Doo!
Apu: Moe runs the local Tavern, he'll
pour you another brew.
Smithers: Barney was a belching
loser, filling up on different beers.
C. B. Guy: Milhouse
looks just like that kid who used to be on "Wonder Years".
Moe:
Martin is the prissy type, no one loves him but his Ma.
Mr.
Burns/Nelson: Nelson is the local bully, he's the one that says
"Ha-Ha!"
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer:
D'OH!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
(Simpsons Theme
plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Flanders:
Hidely-Ho!
Otto: Ms. Krabappel, fourth grade
teacher, education is a farce.
Apu/Willie: Willie is the
Scottish grounds man, he'll tell you to "Move your
arse!"
Krusty: Seymour Skinner loves his mother,
perfect Norman Bates hotel.
Ralph: Reverend Lovejoy is
the preacher, he says we'll all burn in Hell.
C. B. Guy:
Chief Wiggum and his squad make Barney Feiff look like
McBain.
Frink: Marvin Monroe cured neurosis with
electrodes to the brain.
Dr. Nick: Otto is the school bus
driver, no one knows just what he's on.
Smithers:
Kwik-E-Mart's run by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
(Simpsons
Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Dr. Nick: Hi
everybody!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Apu:
Thank you, come again!
Mr. Burns: Mayor Quimby,
politician, all your votes he will extort.
Smithers: Lionel
Hutz, a bad attorney, he'll get you contempt of court.
Krusty:
Kent Brockman reads the news with a crazy debonair.
Dr. Nick:
Ralph's nosebleeds would stop if he kept his finger out of
there.
C.B.Guy: Itchy is a cartoon mouse who has some
violent tendencies.
Moe: Scratchy is his kitty victim,
mashed him into cottage cheese.
Ralph: Krusty will get
lots of laughs when he hits your head with a hammer.
Frink:
Sideshow Bob's a psychopath who uses proper Kelsey
grammar.
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer:
D'OH!
Krusty: Hey Hey! Hu hu huh ha!
(Simpsons
Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Sideshow Bob:
Huh-uuh-uuh-uuh…
Otto: Jimbo is a teenage
punk, lots of pranks he will be plannin'.
Dr. Nick:
Sideshow Mel got a concussion when he got shot from a cannon.
Mr.
Burns: Dr. Hibbert, he will treat you, fix it up and make it
nice.
Apu: Dr. Nick will do it quicker, at a bargain
basement price.
Willie: Cletus is a slack-jawed yokel,
farming dirt to feed his kin.
Krusty: Troy McClure, a
washed up actor, you can see him starring in…
Ralph:
"Radioactive Man Versus Mutant Ninja Minks".
Frink/C.B.Guy:
"Mmm-hoy, moisen gayne and glaiven!" Those words are
Professor Frink's.
Moe: Kodos is from outer space,
shows up every Halloween.
Barney: Kang is her mutant
brother, laughing over earth cuisine.
Smithers/B.Man:
Bumblebee Man, "No es bueno!", his pain will go on
forever.
Frink/C.B.Guy: Comic Book Guy heard this disc and
said "…Worst …Album …Ever"!
(Simpsons
Theme plays)
Barney, Moe, & Willie: 88 Lines About
44 Simpsons!
(Finale of Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer:
D'OH!
Nelson: Ha-Ha!