Snoopy The Dogg
A parody of "Who Am I?
(What's My Name?)" by Snoop Doggy Dogg,
about Snoopy, and the
characters from Charles Schulz's comic strip "Peanuts".
Parody lyrics by the great
Luke Ski
© 2011 Luke Sienkowski
{Peppermint Patty: Hey
maestro, how's about a little tune to liven up the evening?... That's
what I
like about you Chuck, you really know how to throw a party.}
[*trombone teacher sounds*]
{Lucy: Augh! I've been
kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some
disinfectant! Get some
iodine!
Snoopy: Waaaah!}
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
From the streets of
Snoopy the dog, snoozin' atop
my dog house.
I may play it Joe Cool, but I
know my place,
As a world famous World War
One flying ace.
T'was a dark and stormy night,
when I grabbed my ammo,
Faced that curse-ed Red Baron
in my Sopwith Camel. {Snoopy: Whooa!}
I'm livin' my life as I wish,
And I do a happy dance when
there's food in my dish.
If
I'll smack the cat next door,
because I got my birdie's back!
(Yeah, the king of 4-panel
strips,
We rule United Feature
Syndicate!)
What's my supper-lovin' name?
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune
of "Linus and Lucy"]
It's the round-headed kid,
sigh and a frown,
On the pitcher's mound, Good
Ol' Charlie Brown.
Gonna win the baseball game
is his big belief.
A line drive blew his clothes
off again. {Linus: Good Grief!}
Peppermint Patty calls him
'Chuck', and thinks he's fine,
But it's the little
red-haired girl who gets his Valentine.
Lucy's a thug, watch her lie
like a rug,
Pull the football away, he
flies and lands with a (UGH!)
No shock, he's a blockhead
who always gets mocked.
Christmas gets him down, on
Halloween he got a rock.
After losing yet another to
the Kite-Eating Tree,
He said, ["Why is
everybody always picking on me?"]
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[Ten, twenty, thirty, forty,
fifty or more,
The
Bloody Red Baron was rollin' out the score.
Eighty men died tryin' to end
that spree
Of
the Bloody Red Baron of
Now Linus believes the Great
Pumpkin's in the air.
The blanket-toting
thumb-sucker just don't care. (Yeah.)
Sally's 'sweet babboo' won't
face the truth.
Needs some help from the
nickel psychiatry booth. {Lucy: Nickels, nickels!}
Lucy's temper is huge.
Begrudge a fuss-budget who
dislikes my pooch smooch. {Lucy: Bleah!}
Thinks to Schoeder she's
bethrothen,
But he just ignores her,
playin' Beethoven.
Steppin' with Peppermint
Patty.
A tomboy with Marcie doting
on her. (Don't call me 'sir'!)
But forget all them, 'cause
there's no equal to me, the street beagle. {Snoopy: Hey!}
What's my Charles-Schulz-in'
name?
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
Snoopy the dog!
[vocalists scat to the tune
of "Linus and Lucy"]
[spoken over outro:]
Hey, what's this cloud of
smoke? Oh, it's just Pig-Pen.
Let's go meet up with
Thanks for everything Sparky. We miss you. Peace.
[No dogs allowed.
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum,
Who wears a yellow shirt with a zigzag on the front?
Walks in the classroom cool
and slow,
Racin' for his life at 8 years old.
B – E – A – G – E – L !]
{Charlie
Brown: Rats!}
{Lucy: I oughta slug
you!... You blockhead!}
{Charlie
Brown: Why
can't I have an ordinary dog like everybody else?}